Ode to Janet Yellen: A Fed Prayer

Yellen PrayerSo Janet Yellen is officially the new Chairperson of the US Federal Reserve Board of Governors. Thanks to whatever anonymous reader just sent me this:

Dearly Beloved,

Let us pray.

Our Fed
Who art in Washington
Yellen be thy name
Thy printing come
Thy will be done by Ben as it is with Janet
And as it was before by Greenspan.
Give us this day our daily 3 billion
And increase us our debts
As we bail out our debtors
And lead us not into inflation
But deliver us from down markets
For thine is the printing, the bubble and the euphoria
Forever till taper
Amen

— Anonymous

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